Fatty McButterPants

I feel like a fatty McButterPants, and i hate it! I hate waking up in the morning and having nothing to wear, and not that i'm one of those girls that has to look so perfect she tries on every outfit just to get the right shirt with the right purse, no i literally don't fit into my clothes. Yes, that's right, buttoning the jeans is what is keeping me from wearing them, and don't think i haven't tried just not buttoning the top, but then you run into having your zipper down during the day and that is just a little more hassle then it's worth, trust me. Not only that but my boyfriend is skinnier than me! Yes, i am a crazy loon who has tried on his pants while he wasn't looking and they fit they actually fit! Which creeps me out! And then i get on this whole downward spiral where not only do i have a spare tire around the waist, but my hands become fat and my feet are starting to look wider. And what's worse is i've been working out! I have i really have. So, this makes me think, maybe it is better than i just sat on my butt and watched tv for hours like i use to, at least then i had an excuse to be fat....i was lazy. Now that i'm attempting to shed the baby fat...yes i know it's been a struggle...it seems like it will never come off! And then i see all of those diet ads on television and realize that i need more money to lose weight! If i had more money i could afford to go to a gym and buy food that doesn't have a bazillion calories in it. Yes! This is the solution, i need more money. Ok, i feel better about myself....for a minute there i thought it was all my fault i was fat, but now i realize it's the governments....and gosh darnet they're going to pay for my obesity!!!! Watch out McDonalds!!! I'm after you too!