Oops....

Do you ever think that you actually know something, only to find out that you really don't? Like for instance, when i was younger my brother use to always say oh, you kicked me right in the balls. And so one time i got kicked and i said oh my balls! And my mom quickly told me maria, girls don't have balls. (that was for you joy ;) Or like how i didn't know there was a hole specifically just for pee to come out of until i was in college. I find that this happens to me on a regular basis, yes I am about as dumb as a box of rocks....ha ha...hello why do you think i was a journalism major?! But i realize now that it must run in the family. When my brother was learning to drive my mom made a right hand turn on red. My brother was like oh i get it now, you don't look at the lights in front of you, you look to the lights on the side of you. No, no Daniel, that's actually wrong, you look to the lights in front of you! Also, one of the classics was when my mother had to ask me what a dildo was. Talk about embarrassing.