Thursday, June 14, 2007
COCKROACH!
I hate bugs, in fact i loathe them, when i was younger i use to vacuum up all of the spiders that were in my room because i couldn't handle squishing them, it freaked me out...but last night when i got home from dinner my roommate told me that she had seen a cockroach!!! So, apparently she was getting out of the shower and something was crawling at her really fast, but she is totally blind and couldn't tell what it was. So she jumped back in the shower and had to catch her breath before she jumped out and made it to the bathtub. Then, she psyched herself up again to run out of the bathroom and find something to kill it with. But she said that it was so big and nasty that it took her like five tries to squish the thing...EWWWW!!! So of course she tells me this right before i go to bed...and Lord knows i have crazy dreams. In the middle of the night i could feel the urge to pee, but i was totally freaked out cause i was afraid there was going to be a cockroach just waiting for me! Well, i mustered up the courage to get out of bed and went over to the bathroom, and quickly turned on the light and jumped back for fear of something running out at me. Then i tiptoed in and went potty. After i went to bed i had this dream that there were thousands of cockroaches in our bathroom that morning and we had some crazy infestation, which once again made me scared to go the bathroom...this reminds me of the time girls in our school thought it would be funny to spread around the tale of bloody mary in the bathroom mirror....i was constipated for half a school year cause of that...i hope the cockroaches don't do the same....
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