So yesterday i decided to work out because my friend has signed me up for a 5k and quite honestly i wasn't sure if i was going to be able to actually run it. So i jumped on the treadmill and started to run. I was feeling really good so i kept running determined to hit my 3.12 mile mark. And when i had about a mile to go a new person got on the treadmill next to me. I didn't think anything of it because at that point i was just trying to concentrated on making sure my legs were still underneath me. And then i smelled the most hideous smell ever...that's right the guy next to me was farting and his farts were stinky...i didn't know if i should just get off the treadmill or what, but i really really wanted to see if i could run this 5k cause hello i'm running it next weekend! So, i kinda started to cough and hold my shirt over my nose...and the guy just started laughing! Like he knew he was farting...and he knew it stunk, but he just thought it was kinda funny....lame i say...very lame.
Alright so i was out and about in traffic the other day and i got behind this super old car and the car's break lights didn't even work. It was a tiny car and i could see the driver's head pretty well. As I was driving i realized that the car in front of me was swerving pretty bad, like he would just almost be in the other lane and didn't seem to actually want to merge. Then, a bus went by and the guy in front of me was swerving into the bus lane, and i was like oh no this is no good...and yep you guess it the guy in the car totally hit the bus...but no that didn't even phase him. He just kept right on driving. All i can say is wow.
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