I knew a girl once.....

I knew a girl once who always wore a fake wedding ring because too many guys asked her out and it bothered her (this said to a person who hasn't EVER had a boyfriend)

This same girl tried to explain why it was just so difficult being so pretty and in the same breath said, You're so lucky....

I knew a girl once who didn't understand why people were fat, but told me she knew I didn't like the way my body looked and said, but at least you're doing something about it.

This same girl also told me that she needed to be guarded by me because every time i left her side someone asked her out

I knew a girl once who lost my earrings, ruined my sweater, stole my belt and air mattress, and to this day has yet to ask if she can borrow them because she thinks they are hers

This same girl gave predictions on who my boyfriend would date if he wasn't dating me....

BITCHES