camp fires

i remember when i was in college...i used to go to quite a few bonfires/camp fires...don't ask me why I'm from iowa it's what we did...but i digress...anyways...being that i had and still have super long hair i always hated going to them because i inevitably would smell and that would mean i would have to take a shower...and believe me if i would just never have to take a shower/wash my hair again i pry wouldn't do it...cause it just takes so much time and is annoying...plus blow drying this hot mess takes at least 20 minutes.

anyways...i recall on one occasion in college we had gone to a bonfire the night before church...of course we got up super late and had to race to make it to church...as i sat there i started to smell something funny...oh yes...we completely and utterly wreaked of fire...it was horrible...and i decided right then and there that if that ever happened again i was just going to hit snooze...cause we all smelled bad...and let's face it...God doesn't appreciate that...let's show some respect ;)