Reasons to Date an Asian Dude
1. Very little body odor (this is genetic – Asians also have drier earwax. DO NOT allow your Asian dude to clean out your ears with those little metal spoons unless you also have dry earwax – most non-Asians have wet earwax, and there is nothing wrong with Q-Tips).
2. Thick, gorgeous hair and less of a penchant for male pattern baldness.
3. Even if Asians aren’t actually that much smarter than everyone else, they are at least shamed into working their asses off by demanding parents. Your Asian dude will probably be a hard worker, if nothing else.
4. Years of being ignored by Asian women means that Asian men are eager to prove that they have what it takes. This translates to some seriously good sex. Fireworks WERE invented in China, after all.
5. Significantly less quantities of body hair are left behind by Asian men who share your bed. This does not apply to my boyfriend.
6. My god, the eyes. THE EYES.
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