Three blonde men turn up at a mortuary, all with smiles on their faces.
“Why are they all smiling?” the policeman asks the coroner.
“Well, the first guy died of a heart attack while making love to his wife, hence his smile,” the coroner replies: “The second guy won the lottery, spent it on whisky and died of alcohol poisoning, hence his smile, and the third guy was struck by lightning.”
“So why is he smiling?” asks the policeman.
“Well, he thought he was having his photo taken.”
AND.....
A blonde woman arrives at work wearing one glove.
“Have you hurt your hand?” her boss asks.
“No, I was listening to the weather forecast. It said that today was probably going to be warm and sunny, but on the other hand, it could be cold and chilly.”
AND......
Q. What do you get when you cross PMS with GPS?
A. A crazy woman who will find you wherever you go.
I have to say they were pretty funny today...good job husband!
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