Goals for funemployment

So, as mentioned below I do have some goals for my time whilst living off the government. Here they are in no particular order

1. Read Les Miserables - I started reading this in November
2. Get wedding crap done - and crap encompasses all wedding stuff in case you wondered
3. Finish my screenplay or two that i have started
4. Finish my adventure novel....this has taken 4 years so far
5. Get in shape - i mean i have the time now...right?
6. Clean - just in general try to stay clean
7. Try not to wear sweats everyday - this can also be included in number 6...i mean when you have no where to go...why get dressed right?
8. Figure out a way to never have to go back to work - So, after being unemployed for like 4 days I've realized that I have so much to do I don't even know how I managed to have a job...so my goal is to never have to go back to work again....that being said...please click on my ads so that I can make some monies every time you visit my site (that means you MISSY, since you are the only one that reads these ;)

And that's about all i have so far, i mean i'm kinda hungry and don't really want to think of any more goals....