diary oh diary part 2

omg...so last night's mortified performance was ridiculously hilarious...i think i'm going to have to buy the book.. for reals i was laughing so hard i was crying.  this is just a small portion of my favorite performance...the back story is that when this guy was 10 his parents decided to send him to summer camp to toughen him up...the cabins only had 3 walls, there was no electricity and they encouraged the campers to swim naked (like the native americans). 

Day 1

Dear Mom & Dad,
  Camp is good, the food is great.  I swam across the dock 2 times.

Love,
Andy

ps: i made a friend, his name is peter.

Day 2

Dear Mom & Dad
  Camp is okay, the food is okay.  I swam across the dock 4 times, I think I will try for 6 times tomorrow. 

love,
Andy

ps: please visit soon I am getting kinda home sick.

Dear Andy,
  We are so glad that camp is going well.  We read your letter to everyone.  We are having a war with the squirrels, they keep eating the peaches.

Love,
Mom & Dad

From here on out the letters get progressively worse...his parents continually respond with randomness...which just makes it funnier.

Day 24

Dear Mom & Dad,
  I fucking hate this place!  Everyone here hates me!  Camp is shitty.  Come get me!  And when I say come get me I mean get in the damn car and drive up here and get me!  I cut my penis when I failed my canoe test.

love,
Andy

Dear Andy,
  Sorry you cut your penis.  Does it still hurt?

Love,
Dad

His parents eventually came and picked him up...a month early.  The next day they got a letter from the camp saying that one of the campers had an accident and lit his cabin on fire, burning it and one other cabin to the ground.  Turns out...that camper was Andy's bunk mate, who had already lit Andy's bed on fire previously.