never surprised

i live in la...and people here are weird...so it doesn't suprise me when weird things happen...but sometimes...sometimes a weird thing will happen and i'll be like what the what?! 

a few days ago my bff was in la visiting and we went to subway...as we were standing in line this very bizarre man was in front of us...scratching himself...and not just the normal ball scratching i mean it was as if he had some sort of scabies...and as he is doing this he attempts to pound the fist with this woman standing in front of him...let's just say she wouldn't have it. 

then the guy starts fighting with the sandwich artist asking her to give him a cookie for 40 cents instead of 60 cents.  of course the sandwich artist refuses, then he starts asking me about it...finally he leaves, but not before his friend comes strolling in...who also appears to be drinking the kool-aid.

so my friend and i decide to stay inside the subway to enjoy our fresh meals seeing as the weird man went to enjoy the sunshine...but his friend sat right behind us and didn't move...then all of a sudden he walks out...but this time he is holding an ice cream.

my friend was like did you see that?  and i was like well he didn't have an ice cream before he came in and when he left he did.  and she was like yeah...apparently he had left his ice cream in the bathroom, but once he realized he didn't have it he had to come back in, but someone else was in the restroom...maybe you had to be there?  but it was a little weird...or a lot weird...i would have just left my ice cream in the public restroom...or never brought it in? but that's me