Monday, September 20, 2010

an open letter to my butt

dear butt,
  Thank you for not being gigantic and super giggily...however, as i enter the world of livestrong you seem to slowly but surely disappear...and while i liked your size before, now we are entering concave territory...and i'm getting scared. so...i've decided butt that you just need to take some fat from the mid-section and apply it to yourself...that way we'll all get along great.

xoxo
yours truly :)

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