this morning

my mama sent me a starbucks gift card and since there is a starbucks in my building i decided to go there instead of making myself coffee for the past few days...anyways...when i went down the lady asked me if i wanted my usual awake...i was like oh yes i'm awake...oh wait you meant awake...the drink...oh no i wanted the americano...what?  oh ok i'm confused?  and that's how i started my day...clearly i was not awake :)