Stalking

I have this habit of stalking people, and don't even think of judging me, cause the fact that you are reading my blog....means you are guilty like me! So, anyways I have various pages in which i log into whether it is facebook or myspace and through the genius of being able to view other people's friends I not only check up on them but on all of their contacts. In fact, i am pry stalking you right now, yes i have you in my other window ;). Now, its not that i try to get dirt on others....ok wait, yes I do sometimes, i said SOMETIMES, not ALL the time! ha ha j/k. But the weird part is i get totally bummed if no one has updated their profile...i mean come on people give me something to work with, i have 9 hours a day for five days to fill. If i don't have new photos to see or quotes to read...what am i suppose to do all day, work?! Lands, thanks, thanks so much for making my day drag from one minute to the next...and I'm sorry don't you dare just change your profile picture! That's like .2 seconds of entertainment. Give me something good, like what's new with you, your funny pics from last weekend with people i have never seen, quotes you said that are stupider than mine, come on people is that too much to ask?! In any event, its like I am obsessed or anything...its just that, I know how many days till you get married and secretly i am keeping tabs on the date, cause i'm excited to see pics, and well i know where you went for spring break, and all i ask is that you update me, cause I don't have time to keep in touch, so please...just do it for me!