Frickin Frickity Frick

Dah! I did laundry today and while the actual doing of the laundry doesn't bother me, what does bother me is taking my clothes out of the dryer only to find that all of my whites have big brown splotches all over them. Now, for the life of me i can't figure out what all these brown splotches are. At first i think that it must be some sort of bug that up and died during the cycle and happened to bleed all over my clothes, but i ruled that out because the mess spread amongst all of my whites and well, unless it was a gigantic dung beetle, i don't think it was a bug. And eww gross. So, as I am searching through my clothes I discover a big piece of dried chocolate lodged in my t-shirt sleeve. How nasty is that. And i can't figure out how it got in the washer. So, not only do i have no money, but now i am down five shirts because they all have little trails of browness scattered all around and one has a piece of chocolate ironed into it! It's like everytime i think that i'm almost getting ahead i get pushed back five steps. I think this is my month to start saving for a new car, and then mine gets broken into....i hope those punks enjoy every song on Maria's prom mix number 1, cause gosh darnet 2001 was a happening year on the pop charts. But even that doesn't bother me as much as the fact that my finger nail clipper has gone missing! And i hate having long nails! it's like when God has nothing better to do he decides to play with me....ok i stole that line from my uncle, but it feels like it at times. Although i'd step away from the computer, there may or may not be maria shrapnal floating around!!!