Jumper

So, I can totally be lazy, I mean pry as lazy as the next person. I wait till i'm almost out of underwear and seriously consider not wearing any if it gets down to it to do my laundry. I also will leave the tv on the same channel even if i don't want to watch it, because i frickin can't find the frickin remote! So, yes you could say that I am a tad lazy, but yesterday, while i was at work, i believe that I have found the laziest person ever. So, I'm sitting at my desk, ya know like ya do, and all of a sudden a man in a blue shirt and a police officer burst into the office. They told me that a girl right next door...jumped off her balcony! Yeah, right like 10 feet from my window that i look out everyday. So apparently the girl was out on the balcony drying her clothes when she realized that she locked herself out. Instead of waiting the hour for her friend to come and get her, she decided that she would climb down. Now, I work in a loft, and we are the second loft up...so approximately 30 to 40 feet up is where the balcony is. And this girl decided that the cement stairs didn't look very scary. So, even though the neighbors had called 911 and told her help was on the way...she just jumped. And when she came to she said, sorry sometimes i just feel like macgyver. So, although i do feel lazy at times, i don't think i would ever be so lazy/impatient that would jump off a building, and that makes me feel better, cause i really need to go potty, but i just don't feel like getting up ;)